I am Jessica Mary. Hear me ROAR!

I know exactly what I want but I have no idea how to get it.

I have two true loves.

#workaholics #fat

cosima-324b21-niehaus:

nothing like putting a bunch of men in a room together to reinforce the fact that guys are assholes…

hardcore-gryffinclaw:

This is why his beard is so big. It’s full of misogyny.

I’m actually like crazy funny. Hiding 2 minute noodles in the freezer. Genius.

I’m actually like crazy funny. Hiding 2 minute noodles in the freezer. Genius.

Who did this?!?!

Who did this?!?!

#cigarettes I miss you and I love you more than life itself. #noselfcontrol

#cigarettes I miss you and I love you more than life itself. #noselfcontrol

Flying back to #hobart. Bye bye #melbourne (at The Sky)

93.3

Yesterday 9/9/14

#positivethinking @bbhdx

#positivethinking @bbhdx

Meet the spousemates. Have flatmates become the new life partners of the independent woman?

Meet the spousemates. Have flatmates become the new life partners of the independent woman?